The first official One Mile Brewery Olympic Games.
Majority of the games have been purchased from discount department stores at Casuarina (no names are permitted to be advertised). They include, but not limited to:
The equipment may (will) be less then professional, so consider yourself warned and you can't blame the gear if you aren't able to deliver a win.
We align our traditions and values as close to the real Olympics as possible, where free condoms will be handed out to all active participants (Head Officials choice). We will not be conducting drug or alcohol tests as part of this Olympics, as we probably won’t get any participants.
People may represent countries, including countries they have no affiliation to as long as it's in good spirits (except for in the case of Russia), and come in traditional attire for the opening and closing ceremony, and fly the flag, if they choose too.
All sporting categories will have medals and a medal ceremony. You can choose your own song or anthem if you are a successful GOLD medal winner.
Prizes will be handed out by Head Officials for participation, kindness of the games and all kinds of random reasons.
The only rule is the Head Officials is always right, and don’t argue with the Head Officials. If you have any questions, please refer to the Head Officials.
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